For starters, porn and romance novels have very little to do with each other. You don't find a lot of romance in porn.
But they do both set unrealistic standards or portray what actually happens, poorly.

But no, to like one and not the other is in no way hypocritical or a contradiction, you're reaching.

Lastly, the fact every line I wrote has been taken literally and over analyzed is beyond exhausting.
I'm pretty close to closing the comments because the majority of people are just commenting negatively, because others did.
I can't stress enough how little I care about how any of you felt about this thing that took me 20 minutes to write and you have all tried to make out to be something that it isn't.