Ten Simple Statements & Phrases In Today’s World That Would Have Thoroughly Confused You Twenty Years Ago

- “Today, President Donald Trump addressed Congress…”
- “Hey can you grab my phone off the charger so I can play some music.”
- “Caitlyn Jenner, formerly known as Bruce Jenner; says she did not initially support gay marriage, as she considers herself a traditionalist.”
- “Former Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger says he wont be back for another season of ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ thanks to President Donald Trump.”
- “Smartphone, I-phone, App, Fastest 4G LTE Network.”
- “A new dedication to the rescue and recovery effort after 9/11 is being planned at the current World Trade Center Memorial site.”
- “I’ll probably just take an Uber to the AirBnB I’m staying at.
- “She has achieved her way to fame as well as millions of followers and dollars through twerking on Instagram.”
- “Bill Cosby’s sexual assault trial starts today, more than three dozen women have accused him of rape.”
- “Just Google It.”