Two Step Authentication is Mentally Draining The Life From Me, Identity Theft, Biden (tries to) Buy a Win, and A Paltry Nancy Pelosi
Welp, let's dig in, shall we gang?
Oh and don’t get excited righty’s, republicans are still grimeballs.
You can be whoever you want, I don’t mean that in an optimistic motivating manner — I mean The Identity Theft business Is booming because we humans love getting paid for no particular reason — for nothing, essentially. The less the better, especially rich people and the Government.
To be honest, I don’t care, take my fucking identity. As long as I never have to go through a two step verification process again, as if I’m trying to hack into the CIA’s mainframe from Snowden’s bungalow.
I’d rather you have my passwords then have to repeatedly tella machine I;m not a robot — you’re the robot, robot. Go ahead, make me to pick every picture with a fire hydrantin it and I will commit arson at your, job and favorite restaurant.
It’s like Brooks from one of my alltime favorite movies, The Shawshank Redemption, based off Stephen Kings novel says in his letter to his friends back in prison after he’s finally released after doing over 40-50 years “The world went and got itself into a big damn hurry”. Ut sure…
