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What I Am, Am Not, and Never Will Be
I ain’t going nowhere, so let’s both get to know me.
Before I walked around like some pushover, Kush will make you sober.
President Bush was the same as Homer. Simpson that is. This Greta’s
become a real thorn in my berg, when the fuck did we start listening to
kids? Porn is more than a word, it's creating scores of scars on the souls of
your kids, they’re all perverted and perturbed. Back before we as
Americans started to believe we could be murdered by words. Hurt by
herbs back before these street kids would leave you hurt on the curb.
I’m no poet, just a dirty street philosopher, I wait til you get stuck up and go
and mug the robbers. Then their Mothers and their fathers and if they got
siblings them too. I swing back around to return your possessions for a fair
commission and regularly try to convince you to buy a revolver, so you can
stop trying to depend on city coppers if the incident doesn’t call for the
chopper. You want them to show up the same week you call them
